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[The video flickers on to the lovely view of a ceiling. The top of someone's head can also be seen from this view and are those horns? Four horns to be exact, colored like candy corn. Whoever was holding this Dreamberry sure didn't check to see if it was tilted right.]

So I hate to ask this, but does anyone know where to get a walking cane? I'm having a hard time getting around and I'm tired of it. I'm blind.

[The Dreamberry shifts slightly in his hands and you can see more of this troll's face now. He doesn't seem particularly happy. Sollux was about to turn the video off actually but first-]

Oh also...

Karkat we need to talk.

(ooc: This is backdated to the same day as this thread.)

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But I live with him. I don't see why I'd bother with licking dirt when he's around. Actually I think that's the first thing I will be doing when he gets back. Got to start practicing.

[His voice is still dripping with this smug attitude though. He's not even being serious, why would he lick karkat? For one he's fucking pissed at him. But he's upset at Eridan here too, so he's being nasty.]

[It isn't possible for Eridan to glare and snarl more than he is right now.]

You. Disgustin mustard blood... [His voice is now basically a snarling growl.]

If you fuckin' touch him I will fuckin' cull you where you stand--I'll use your fuckin' blood for the goddamn condiments for my next meal! Grind your freakish horns off that smug head a yours! Gut you like the fuckin' bottom feeder you are! If I find out you'we done anythin' fuckin CLOSE to lickin' him I'll seek you out and make you pay for such fuckin' flippancy!

Woah, woah didn't realize you were the dictator of my tongue. So sorry I didn't realize that shit sooner! May as well sew my mouth shut and call it quits right here.

Or I would if I actually gave two shits about what is coming out of your protein chute right now.

Well here's a fuckin' news flash, Sol. I'm the fuckin' high blood here so I AM the dictator a ewerythin' you do you useless freak!

Is that slander? Because I think you're confused on who it is who doesn't giwe the shits about what is comin' from whose useless protein chute. Just don't fuckin' touch my goddamn kismesis with your freakish husk, he's already a freak enough on his own without your disgustin' mustardblood makin' things worse!

[Sollux got what he was waiting to hear, so he's done here. The small amount of his smug expression that was visible, melts down into one of irritation.]

I don't care if you are his goddamn kismesis. I don't trust you with him and the moment you fuck up, you're dead.

[Click.]

[He has harsh feelings about you Eridan. :( Yer just gonna go overboard and kill off his best friend.]

[Whoa whoa whoa wait. Okay no this isn't gonna work!]

[Yeah calling you back Sol.]

Hold on Sol! What the fuck, don't trust me? What the fuck you think I'm gonna do? Kill him? Ha, I'm not a fuckin' idiot! You don't kill you're goddamn kismesis! God, Sol, I thought you were sawwy enough to know that much!

FUCK OFF.

[Rage click.]

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Oh what's the matter? Are you a little fuckin' nookhurt Sol?

ERIDAN SHUT UP.

[And with this hang up, he's leaving his Dreamberry in another room]

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