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[The video flickers on to the lovely view of a ceiling. The top of someone's head can also be seen from this view and are those horns? Four horns to be exact, colored like candy corn. Whoever was holding this Dreamberry sure didn't check to see if it was tilted right.]

So I hate to ask this, but does anyone know where to get a walking cane? I'm having a hard time getting around and I'm tired of it. I'm blind.

[The Dreamberry shifts slightly in his hands and you can see more of this troll's face now. He doesn't seem particularly happy. Sollux was about to turn the video off actually but first-]

Oh also...

Karkat we need to talk.


(ooc: This is backdated to the same day as this thread.)

[vvideo]

Date: 2011-04-06 11:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] forevveraglub.livejournal.com
[All the smirks.]

I see you'we become the fuckin' master a usin' your dreamberry, Sol. So why don't you just try and do the shit Ter does? Lick and sniff things like a fuckin' weirdo, worked for her, bound to work for a freak like you.

[he's curious about that Karkat bit, but whatever.]

[vvideo] 1/3

Date: 2011-04-06 11:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] forevveraglub.livejournal.com
[Oh wow. Sarcasm. How original!]

[Huh. That was the second time Sollux said Karkat. WEIRD.]

[But wait...]
Edited Date: 2011-04-06 11:39 am (UTC)

[vvideo] 2/3

Date: 2011-04-06 11:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] forevveraglub.livejournal.com
[I'll just practice on Karkat.]


[practice on Karkat]


[
on KARKAT]

[vvideo] 3/3

Date: 2011-04-06 11:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] forevveraglub.livejournal.com
Don't you fuckin' dare you piece a fuckin' rubbish, mustard blooded, mutant commoner! You fuckin' touch him with your fuckin' tongue I'll cut it off! I'll beat ewery fuckin' ounce a that putrid blood outta your lifeless body you stupid double horned prick!

[video]

Date: 2011-04-06 11:46 am (UTC)
sm00chmylips: (B^J)
From: [personal profile] sm00chmylips
[He snorts at that. How predictable.]

What's wrong? You're the one who suggested I try licking everything like fucking TZ. What's it matter to you?

[Oh if only you could see this smug ass grin Sollux has right now.]

[video]

Date: 2011-04-06 11:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] forevveraglub.livejournal.com
Nothin's wrong! But I didn't say KAR! Go lick the fuckin' dirt like the good for nothin' mutant land dweller you are!

[he'd be able to see that smirk if Sollux knew how to fucking use his dreamberry!]

[video]

Date: 2011-04-06 12:05 pm (UTC)
sm00chmylips: (trollin)
From: [personal profile] sm00chmylips
But I live with him. I don't see why I'd bother with licking dirt when he's around. Actually I think that's the first thing I will be doing when he gets back. Got to start practicing.

[His voice is still dripping with this smug attitude though. He's not even being serious, why would he lick karkat? For one he's fucking pissed at him. But he's upset at Eridan here too, so he's being nasty.]

[vvideo]

Date: 2011-04-06 12:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] forevveraglub.livejournal.com
[It isn't possible for Eridan to glare and snarl more than he is right now.]

You. Disgustin mustard blood... [His voice is now basically a snarling growl.]

If you fuckin' touch him I will fuckin' cull you where you stand--I'll use your fuckin' blood for the goddamn condiments for my next meal! Grind your freakish horns off that smug head a yours! Gut you like the fuckin' bottom feeder you are! If I find out you'we done anythin' fuckin CLOSE to lickin' him I'll seek you out and make you pay for such fuckin' flippancy!

[video]

Date: 2011-04-06 12:29 pm (UTC)
sm00chmylips: (trollin)
From: [personal profile] sm00chmylips
Woah, woah didn't realize you were the dictator of my tongue. So sorry I didn't realize that shit sooner! May as well sew my mouth shut and call it quits right here.

Or I would if I actually gave two shits about what is coming out of your protein chute right now.

[vvideo]

Date: 2011-04-06 12:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] forevveraglub.livejournal.com
Well here's a fuckin' news flash, Sol. I'm the fuckin' high blood here so I AM the dictator a ewerythin' you do you useless freak!

Is that slander? Because I think you're confused on who it is who doesn't giwe the shits about what is comin' from whose useless protein chute. Just don't fuckin' touch my goddamn kismesis with your freakish husk, he's already a freak enough on his own without your disgustin' mustardblood makin' things worse!

[vvideo]

Date: 2011-04-06 01:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] forevveraglub.livejournal.com
[Whoa whoa whoa wait. Okay no this isn't gonna work!]

[Yeah calling you back Sol.]


Hold on Sol! What the fuck, don't trust me? What the fuck you think I'm gonna do? Kill him? Ha, I'm not a fuckin' idiot! You don't kill you're goddamn kismesis! God, Sol, I thought you were sawwy enough to know that much!

[vvideo]

Date: 2011-04-06 01:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] forevveraglub.livejournal.com
[riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing]

Oh what's the matter? Are you a little fuckin' nookhurt Sol?

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